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"Oh, hello there!"

"Can I help you?"

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dinah-almost-human-cat:

curiousand-curiouser:

"Hello! Would you like a cuppa tea?"

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"Cuppa tea? Is that what you big folk drink? I usually have a saucer of milk."

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"Saucer of milk? My cat always has a saucer of milk around tea time!"

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"Hello! Would you like a cuppa tea?"

I really want to get some good threads here.

So.

Yee.

Ifyoulovemeyou’lltalktoher.

My father right now (he finished TFIOS)
  • Dad: Kid, you're a fucking asshole.
  • Dad: Why didn't you warn me?
  • Dad: I'm fucking crying now, dammit.
  • Dad; Manly tears.
  • Dad: Fuck you.
  • Dad: Ugh.
  • Dad: I can't.

doyou-knowwhy-theycallme-hatter:

curiousand-curiouser:

doyou-knowwhy-theycallme-hatter:

curiousand-curiouser:

doyou-knowwhy-theycallme-hatter:

curiousand-curiouser:

doyou-knowwhy-theycallme-hatter:

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Hatter tried holding back a laugh but failed as he approached his daughter, “So about that tea party. Sean wants to know if he can join but…he’s intimated by you so he wanted me to ask.”

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She looked up from her toys and up at her father, pouting….

"I tried telling him that but he didn’t seem to care that you’re a little kid." He nodded, "Alright. He does have a tendency of throwing tea cups he told me though so you might want to bring out the plastic ones.

"He..throws tea cups?" she looked genuinely concerned for her life. "O-okay, daddy, I’ll bring the plastic ones. Is he allergic to anything? I’m going to make treats and I don’t want him to get sick."

"Don’t worry, love. He isn’t dangerous otherwise I wouldn’t let him be around you. He’s the March Hare, I’m sure mummy has mentioned him before?" He assured her, "Not that I know of but he loves sugar so we’ll definitely need a lot of that.

"Oh, the March Hare! Yes, Mummy’s told me about him." she tilted her head. "I think we have a lot of sugar! Can we ask Chester for some?" this was an excuse to see her favorite of all of her parents friends, of course.

"Well that’s him! Except he goes by Sean now." He told her. Hatter chuckled, "Alright. Yeah, sure. Go ahead." He grinned.

She grinned. “Yay! We’re going to have a lot of fun at the tea party!”

keepmefromfallinapart:

I have been waiting a whole year to reblog this.

keepmefromfallinapart:

I have been waiting a whole year to reblog this.

doyou-knowwhy-theycallme-hatter:

curiousand-curiouser:

doyou-knowwhy-theycallme-hatter:

curiousand-curiouser:

doyou-knowwhy-theycallme-hatter:

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Hatter tried holding back a laugh but failed as he approached his daughter, “So about that tea party. Sean wants to know if he can join but…he’s intimated by you so he wanted me to ask.”

image

She looked up from her toys and up at her father, pouting….

"I tried telling him that but he didn’t seem to care that you’re a little kid." He nodded, "Alright. He does have a tendency of throwing tea cups he told me though so you might want to bring out the plastic ones.

"He..throws tea cups?" she looked genuinely concerned for her life. "O-okay, daddy, I’ll bring the plastic ones. Is he allergic to anything? I’m going to make treats and I don’t want him to get sick."

"Don’t worry, love. He isn’t dangerous otherwise I wouldn’t let him be around you. He’s the March Hare, I’m sure mummy has mentioned him before?" He assured her, "Not that I know of but he loves sugar so we’ll definitely need a lot of that.

"Oh, the March Hare! Yes, Mummy’s told me about him." she tilted her head. "I think we have a lot of sugar! Can we ask Chester for some?" this was an excuse to see her favorite of all of her parents friends, of course.

doyou-knowwhy-theycallme-hatter:

curiousand-curiouser:

doyou-knowwhy-theycallme-hatter:

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Hatter tried holding back a laugh but failed as he approached his daughter, “So about that tea party. Sean wants to know if he can join but…he’s intimated by you so he wanted me to ask.”

image

She looked up from her toys and up at her father, pouting….

"I tried telling him that but he didn’t seem to care that you’re a little kid." He nodded, "Alright. He does have a tendency of throwing tea cups he told me though so you might want to bring out the plastic ones.

"He..throws tea cups?" she looked genuinely concerned for her life. "O-okay, daddy, I’ll bring the plastic ones. Is he allergic to anything? I’m going to make treats and I don’t want him to get sick."

doyou-knowwhy-theycallme-hatter:

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Hatter tried holding back a laugh but failed as he approached his daughter, “So about that tea party. Sean wants to know if he can join but…he’s intimated by you so he wanted me to ask.”

She looked up from her toys and up at her father, pouting. “I’m a little girl! He shouldn’t be intimidated.” She was offended by this, but decided to shrug it off and nod. “He can join us! But he can’t sit in Chester or Dot’s chair, those are special spots only reserved for them.”

thewicked-eternity